The Shower Timer That Finally Got Our Teen Out in Under 10 Minutes

Let’s be honest: parenting a teenager mostly means repeating the same five things every day on a loop:

  1. “Clean your room.”

  2. “Are you listening?”

  3. “Did you finish your homework?”

  4. “Put your phone down.”

  5. “Get out of the shower.”

If your teen’s shower is their personal concert venue, therapy session, and escape room all rolled into one—welcome. You’re among friends.

You’ve probably tried it all:

  • The Calm Talk (a.k.a. the “Water Isn’t Free” monologue)

  • The Knock-and-Yell Combo Move

  • The Passive-Aggressive Comment at Breakfast

  • The Epic Bathroom Timer Countdown War

  • The “If You Don’t Get Out Now I’m Turning Off the Hot Water” Ultimatum

And still… there they are. Steam billowing under the door. Singing like they’re headlining Coachella. The rest of the family pacing like zombies holding towels. Your coffee’s cold. Your patience is thinner than your water pressure.

The Problem Isn’t Just Time — It’s Sanity

You’ve got places to be. Kids to drop off. Zoom calls to join. Your house is not a spa. But try explaining that to a teenager who “just needs a minute” (twenty minutes ago).

And really, it’s not just the showers.
It’s the messy room.
The mysterious smell in their laundry.
The dishes that never make it to the sink.
The growing suspicion they’re part mold because they only thrive in dark, humid environments.

You don’t need another battle.
You need a win.

Meet Your New Best Friend: The Shower Wizard

This clever little gadget ends the Shower Saga—once and for all.

The Shower Wizard is the first shower timer with a built-in shut-off valve. You set the time (say, 8 minutes), and once that’s up, the water stops. No arguments. No negotiations. Just glorious silence… and a dry bathroom floor.

Want to give them a heads-up?
It even flashes yellow in the final minute so they know it’s time to rinse off that conditioner and wrap it up.

It’s like a referee for your bathroom.

Now You Can Move On… to Other Battles

Finally, you can retire your bathroom coach whistle and focus on more important things—like figuring out where your kid’s other shoe is or the location of the great sock vortex.

The Shower Wizard isn’t just a timer.
It’s peace.
It’s time.
It’s lower water bills.
It’s the only thing in your house that your teenager might actually listen to.

Try it.
Put the shower arguments behind you—where they belong (alongside the dirty socks and unopened mail from school).